We regret to inform you that we are making a hard pivot to something new.
This may come as a great surprise but the market for imported ostrich-leather turtleneck t-shirts tokenized on the Ethereum blockchain and delivered on-demand to the South of Market neighborhood of San Francisco is rather small.
With the loss of our first employee and turtleneck designer to the United States Space Force, we've decided to focus on something outside of our passion for luxury neck concealing short-sleeved garments.
Thank you to our friends, family, investors, six customers (minus the two returns) and Darrel, our beloved turtle, for your enthusiasm and continued support.
Onward + upward 🚀
The Turtleneck T-Shirt Club